Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Daveon's Straightness
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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is playing on the word "straight." It means Daveon is heterosexual, but it also means he can't handle anything that isn't a straight line, like a bend in the road. You probably can't handle a bend in the road either, you're too busy trying to figure out how to use a map.