Sexuality jokes
What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liquor cabinet.
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
Why would a protestant refuse to become a catholic?
Because a protestant is not a homosexual sodomite.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I watch gay porn.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
There's a saying that goes, "Only gay men know how to dress." Of course they know how to dress! They were in the closet!
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Little Johnny sits on a chair. He notices he is sitting on something. Then he sees a plastic di**. He asks his mom, "What's that?" and Mom didn't know, so when his dad comes home from work, he sees him with the plastic di** and says, "Son, why you messing with my personal toy?"
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
The boy was sexually frustrated that he couldn’t have sex with girls, so he fingered his female cat.