What turns a girl on more than having sex with her
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too
Why did God make men? Because you can't teach a vibrator how to mow the lawn.... =^..^=
Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose
Stephen lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator
He’s got himself
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
what at least 6 inches long and goes in your mouth and its more fun if it vibrates ? a toothbrush
What did the Banana say to the vibrator? What are you shaking for, she’s going to eat me!
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
And toothbrush
Why do women love wind chimes?
They vibrate
Brother: "I can hear you using the vibrator every night, I’m right here if you need help."
Sister: "That’s my f***ing electric toothbrush!"
Brother: "Oh, well the offer still stands."
why do i call my dog a vibrator?beacause every time my dog acts like a dildo,i beat him, and when i beat him,he shakes.what do you call a shaking dildo?A vibrator,therefore i call my dog a vibrator.
