What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
what do you call a pig that pulled a leg pulled pork
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
Pulled pork? Yeah i cranked my hog today too.
Why does Kermit like miss piggie covered in honey... because he likes sweet and sour pork
Where do you take your pig to karate? The pork chop class!
Tonight I'll be eating freshly- grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poke balls.Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Bitch i can make orange rhyme with banana. BORNANA. Eating pork rinds sword fightin in pajamas. At the crib playin fortnite with your grandma.
