What's green and smells like pork? Kermit's finger
You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What happened after technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
The real dead hooked joke is on all of us from the Fraser Valley in BC, you know damn well each and everyone of us ate that Pickton hooker Pork. Concidering it stretching from the 80's-2000's pretty sure he got 4 generations of Valley folk with that Pickton Pork.
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why aren't there any stray cats in china town?
There are but they're they're just listed as "pork" on the menus
Q: What happens when a pig plays tug-a-war?
A: pulled pork
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop
what do you call a pig that knows karate...
Pork-chop!
What did the piggy bank say to his piggy friend? Ain't you got no cents? Piggy: Actually, no. Just pork.
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field. 2. Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon. 3. What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? “Put it on my bill.” 4. What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop. 5. What has a bed that you can’t sleep in? A river. 6. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed? She couldn’t control her pupils. 7. What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An Envelope. 8. How does the ocean say hello? It waves. 9. What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match. 10. What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee. 11. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota (as in, “mini-soda”). 12. Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted. 13. Apparently, you can’t use “beef stew” as a password. It’s not stroganoff. 14. Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat. 15. Where do hamburgers go dancing? They go to the meat-ball. 16. Why did the tomato turn red? It saw the salad dressing. 17. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless.
Why does Kermit like miss piggie covered in honey... because he likes sweet and sour pork
Pulled pork? Yeah i cranked my hog today too.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner
what do you call a pig that pulled a leg pulled pork
When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon
What's green and smells like pork?
Kermit's Fingers
