What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Carpet Muncher vs. Prostitute
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. This "joke" is saying that a prostitute only acts like a "bitch" if you pay her, but a carpet muncher (a slur for lesbians) is already a "bitch" for free, get it? It's playing on stereotypes, which, judging by your sense of humor, is something you probably relate to. Do you even have friends?