Sexuality jokes

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?

When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.

Did you know, the average gay person likes men?

Your mum gay, lol.

I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.

Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.

And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")

But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)

Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket

So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)

I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long

My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real

Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A: Lickalotofpuss.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lickalotopuss