Sexuality jokes

Wiener.

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

I want to cream, rn.

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

I am gay.

What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.

What activity do nuns and whores have in common?

Answer: Genuflection.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.