Sexuality jokes

Why was your mom so into me?

'Cause she was the man.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

My balls.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Want to do a titcock dance with me?

What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.

Why can't orphans be gay?

There's no one to call "daddy."

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)

I want to cream, rn.

What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.

Dad: Honey!

Mom: What?

Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.

Mom: WHAT!?

Children: *staring*

Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."

Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?

Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.

Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.

Wiener.

What do you call a gay Megalodon?

Magalogay.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.

Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.