Sexuality jokes
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
I'm about to cum!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Ail is gay.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
My balls.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."