Sexuality jokes
I'm about to cum!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Ail is gay.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Wiener.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
I want to cream, rn.