Sexuality jokes
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
I am gay.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.