Sexuality jokes
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Who likes eating ass?
My Little Pony.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Licka-lotta-puss.
Hey guess what...
What...
My penis is big.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
Fucking Fruit!
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
I'd tell a necrophilia joke, but they've been done to death.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
What do you call a vagina with teeth?
A vicious cunt.
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
You gay.