Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
Pulled Pork Analogy
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You think you're clever comparing pull pork to... well, "cranking your hog." I get it, you are trying to make a masturbation joke. It is like you are discovering fire for the first time. But let's face facts, you're about as sharp as a marble.