Sexuality jokes
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I like dildos.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.
If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?