Sexuality jokes

What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?

Orthopediphilia.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

I like dildos.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.