Sexuality jokes
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is the definition of kinky according to a Canadian?
Giving a blowjob to a man who is well-endowed while he is eating a tuna fish sandwich with maple syrup instead of mayonnaise.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Fishing and girlfriends are exactly alike. There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until I find one, I'm stuck here holding my rod.
There once was a bear and a rabbit, and they hated each other.
The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a mystical talking tree. The tree said: “I can give you 3 wishes each if you will stop fighting!”
So the bear went first. “I wish all the bears inside the forest are ladies.” And all the bears within the forest became females.
The rabbit said: “I wish I had a helmet.” Rabbit gets the helmet, and the bear looks at him funny.
The bear wishes: “I wish all the bears in the United States are ladies.” The wish was granted.
The rabbit says, “I wish I’ve a bike.” By this point, the bear thinks the rabbit is the stupidest thing he’s ever seen. The rabbit could wish for cash and have all the bikes in the world.
The bear says: “I wish all the bears inside the world are women.” The wish is granted.
While it’s the rabbit’s turn to wish, he puts on his helmet, gets on his bike, and says: “I wish that bear is gay.”
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Girlfriend after sex: How did you get so good at eating pussy?
Boyfriend: My mom taught me.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
She really wanted a boner.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
Are you a knife? Because damn, I want you inside of me ;)