Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
Does anybody know the similarities between a Rubik's cube and a penis?
I don't know the whole answer, but I do know that the more you play with it, the harder it gets.
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms
A: one is a good year, one is a great year
Why did the African child wake up suddenly? Because he was being sexually abused.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
