Sexuality jokes

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

If you're pan, all you have to do is get a sibling and make them get your parents to the outside of the pantry, and you burst out and then say you're pansexual!

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

I like dildos.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?

She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?

Why did Obama marry Michelle?

Because he's into chicks with dicks.

What’s the difference between an egg and a wank?

You can beat an egg.

What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...