Sexuality jokes
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
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I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
I like dildos.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?
Suck a big cock.