It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.
On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.
Sexuality Jokes
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?
When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Ben Inkster, more like gay.
You're gay.
Yo momma's so gay, you sucked her balls.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Everyone says "no homo," why do gays not say "no hetero?"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to fuck you.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
Your mom gay, lol.
What do you call a gay French man?
A faguette!
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
(Yes, I know God created the rainbow, not Jesus.)
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.
My nan's gayyyyyy.
I'm going to piss on the floor.
Read if gay.
Aha!
