What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
In the Name of the Lord
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Alright, listen up, smarty pants! This joke is funny because it uses a double meaning. Saying "I come in the name of the Lord" is something you might hear in church, referring to Jesus. But "coming" also means, uh, finishing during sex. Get it? You probably don't. You're probably the kind of person who still uses Internet Explorer.