Pacman jokes
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
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The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
If an illegal immigrant fights against a child molester, would that be "Alien vs Predator"?
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.