Pacman jokes
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.
Why do women like Pac-Man so much?
How else can you get eaten three times for a quarter?
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him to eat 200 balls.
Pacman 200 balls
Pacman
Why do Japanese people hate Christmas?
Because the last time a "FatMan" went down their chimney they lost half of their population.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.