Sexuality jokes
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
My balls.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Memes
umm idk
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
Wiener.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
I want to cream, rn.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
I am gay.