Sexuality jokes
If a gay male is married to a well-endowed, physically challenged gay male that has been sleeping in bed for three hours nonstop, and he wants him to wake up so he can fix him his morning breakfast, how does he wake him up?
Wake up sleeping Jesus by giving him a blowjob.
Why can't I be gay? I have nobody to call "daddy."
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
My balls.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Ail is gay.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Wiener.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
I want to cream, rn.