Sexuality jokes
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
Why was your mom so into me?
'Cause she was the man.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
I'm about to cum!
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
When slave owners can't get a girlfriend, do they MASTERbate?
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...
It's too hard.
Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?