Sexuality jokes
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
My pen is so strong, ladies, come and get it!
SHAENAYA WANTS TO SUCK EVERYBOYS DICK BESIDES MINE CAUSE SHE A THIRSTY HOE.
A Catholic gay male that is well-endowed goes to confession, and while he is inside the confessional booth, the Catholic priest is sucking his dick, and he says to the Catholic priest, "What are you doing, Father?"
And the priest says, "It's called giving a blowjob."
And the Catholic gay male says, "Why are you giving me a blowjob, Father, inside the confessional booth?"
And the Catholic priest says, "If there was no glory hole in the confessional booth, my son, it would not be called a confessional booth in the first place."
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
What’s the difference between a woman and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Gay dik.
Smol Dik.
Plastik Dik.
Rubeh Dik.
Smooth Dik.
Metahl Dik.
The priest is gay.
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don't do dick.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Why does Donald Trump love little boys? Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little prepubescent cocks.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator