Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

Difference

What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Soap

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

Vibrator

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

Ass

You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.

Gay

Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?

A: They couldn’t go straight.

Nun

A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"

Moose

What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?

"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."

Special needs

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Shit

I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.

Penis

Do you think you can solve a riddle about my penis because I don't think you can...

It's too hard.