Sexuality jokes
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
I'm not into scatplay. In fact, I think that shit's disgusting.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
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I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
What do you call a well endowed gay male who is also in a wheelchair?
Meals on wheels.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
Are you gay? "No." Oh, so you're not happy? "No." Oh...
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
How can you tell a woman's pussy is good?
You smell her fingers.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Why do lesbians go to Sports Authority?
Because they don't like Dick's!
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
I told my lesbian friends, "I wanna watch," so they bought me a Timex®.
It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.