Sexuality jokes
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Ail is gay.
Memes
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
If I fantasize about fucking a UCP Cabinet Minister,
Does that mean I'm sexually Conservative?
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer.
The woman goes into her supervisor's office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man and explains why.
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
My balls.
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
Want to do a titcock dance with me?