Sexuality jokes
Daveon is so straight, he can't even handle a slight bend in the road.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Don't touch the beds, they are sticky with white goo.
What do renovators and lesbians have in common?
They're both not interested in exposed wood, apparently.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Memes
Do you like In-N-Out?
Yes, why? In and out of your mouth.
Why is the gay kid gay?
Because he likes men.
Bro, gay jokes aren't even funny.
Like...
"Cum on guys."
Why do physically disabled gay men like performing blowjobs on well-endowed, abled-bodied gay men?
Because physically disabled gay men prefer eating pepperoni than eating sausage links for dinner 🍽
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
Pulled pork? Yeah, I cranked my hog today, too.
What activity do nuns and whores have in common?
Answer: Genuflection.
I had a steering wheel down my pants, and I tell you what, it was driving my balls crazy!
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
What did the moose say after leaving the gay bar?
"Man, I blew 50 bucks in there."
Q: Why do I always see gays in the roundabout?
A: They couldn’t go straight.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
I'm about to cum!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.