What do you call a fake speedrunner?
Dream
George
What did the man say when he knocked down the bookshelf? Looks like I've only got myshelf to blame...
A blind guy walks into a bar with his seeing eye dog. He then picks his dog up by the tail and starts to swing him around. The bartender asks him "Hey man What the hell you doing?". Blind guy says "Just looking around"
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.