Sexuality jokes

Why did LazarBeam kiss a man?

Because he couldn't kiss Fresh; he was already gay.

I'm hard right now.

'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

What do gay horses eat?

Horse dick.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

You're gay, Amon.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

I bet you're a child molester who got out of jail and is now sexually harassing kids such as Addison! Will fuck off and get a life, btw your roasts are not fucking funny, they're bullshit like your face and your hairline.

A happy little girl was running on the grass. She saw two gay guys kissing in a blank space, and she started crying. The two gay guys heard her crying, and then they asked her: "Why are you crying?" The little girl answered: "This is the first time I see an unnatural nature."

😂😂😂😂

It's weird being an autistic eugenicist.

On one hand I want pussy and on the other hand I don't wanna pollute the white race with my genetic filth.

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

How are a gay guy and a refrigerator different?

When you pull the meat out of the refrigerator, it doesn’t fart.

You know what's the worst about having a daughter with cancer?

You can't pull her hair when you hit it from the back.

"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."

You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

You're gay.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.

I'm Michael Sam. I'm gay.