Sexuality jokes
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Girl: You are gay.
Boy: Who says I’m gay?
Girl: You ARE GAY!
Boy: You are lesbian.
Crowd: OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhbhbhhhbhH
Lions = gay pride.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
Why are gay people bad at hide and seek?
Because they're always coming out of the closet.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
… A quarter pounder with cheese.
How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?
Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a lesbian alien? A "lesbeening."
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
It ain't always having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
You know what a big ass is. If I told you it's a fake ass, so I'm lesbo.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...