Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
Mijn penis is lang lmao.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
My mom said that being straight is good, but if you're straight, how do you walk? So I decided to be gay.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
What do you call someone who has sex with foals, calves, and lambs? A Quadrupedophile.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
I want to cream, rn.
Wanna suck my dick?
No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
What do you call a gay Megalodon?
Magalogay.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
