Sexuality jokes

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?

One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"

When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.