Sexuality jokes

My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."

Ur mum gay, lul.

How many screws does it take to construct a lesbian's bed?

None, it's all tongue and groove...

I'm so gay I could barely think straight.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

I seriously don't get why people in Alabama are angered that Mexican immigrants are taking their jobs. I mean, it's not like they are preventing your son from giving you a big, fat blow job.

Jack and Jill went up the Jill so Jack could lick Jill's fanny, but Jack had a shock with a mouthful of cock because was actually a tranny.

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.

Life is like a penis. Long, free, flowing, and soft, until a woman comes and makes it hard. 😉

A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to.

He says to the first one, "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny."

He says to the second one, "You are addicted to food, you named your daughter Candy."

Then the third one whispers to her son, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

This guy called anonymous said he's going to own me like he did my mum. Joke's on him, I have two dads.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.

What do you call it when a gay guy farts?

An abortion.

Life is like a penis. Other people make it hard.

"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."

What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.