Sexuality jokes

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Why were there two boys on the bay?

Because they were gay!

I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.

My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

What's something you can say in church and while having sex?

I come in the name of the Lord.

How do you know you had a gay cookout?

All the hotdogs taste like ass.

How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

Kiss a girl on the forehead make her happy for a day.

If you give her anal you'll make her whole weak.

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.

The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

I like dildos.

What can a gay man with a physical disability do better than a heterosexual woman that doesn't have a physical disability?

Suck a big cock.

What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?

Suck his big cock.

What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.