Sexuality jokes
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
Very fine
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Big mummy milkers...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"