Sexuality jokes

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.

Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

Big mummy milkers...

Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?

They couldn't close the casket.

A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?

They can both flash.

"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"

What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?

They both will die alone.

What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?

A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.

What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.