Sexuality jokes
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.
Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.
A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.