Sexuality jokes
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Big mummy milkers...
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.