Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”
Then she said that's true.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
G@y 👌
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
