I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. You wrote about 'diddling' 67 times and calling yourself a 'Gooner.' 'Gooner' is internet slang for someone obsessed with masturbation, often trying to reach a trance-like state. You think 67 is a lot? That's cute. You need to focus that energy on lifting heavy things, not... this. You're definitely not smart if you're counting that high.