Sexuality jokes
As an older brother, I always gave my little sister advice. I always said to do your best and never quit. So one day I went to her room. I see my sister giving married men blow jobs.
I ask what are you doing? The married men said she is giving us blow jobs because our wives don't do it. My sister said you told me to do your best, and my best is to suck them dry. As a brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
How did the priest know the nun was on her period? He tasted blood on the altar boy's cock.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Like if you are gay.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your brother is gay, and so are you.
Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?
Because they got little dicks and big mouths.
Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*
Me: Uh, male?..
Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*
Me: You silly goose.
*Silence for like three seconds*
Me: Still male though-
What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?
A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
What's big and black?
My balls.
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.