Sexuality jokes
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want their mouths looking like Jesus Christ's hands.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
Digging stuff up is too hard.
I guess necrophilia isn’t for everybody.
Why is my sister horny? It's because she loves my dick.
The day I saw people asking Lebron James whether he liked to play basketball, my thoughts be like: wait, so Lebron James is gay cuz he likes to play with them balls.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Your mam is gay.
What goes in and out and saves your life but is not sexual?
Diabetes.
Like if you're gay.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Killua is hot, why?
He's gay.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar, and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sad. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks, they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived, she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time, she burst open her bedroom door and said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand, and a 12-inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there, I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants, and came on your curtains. It's been fun!"
Where can a gay male that is abled bodied find the location of a glory hole if he is looking for a free and anonymous blowjob from another gay male?
From a physically disabled gay male who is either at the gym 💪 💪 🏋️♂️ or at the rest area ♿️ 🚹 🚽.
I'm hard right now.
'Cause you're a DICKstraction. ;)
You're gay.
If you read this.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."