Sexuality jokes
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Lions = gay pride.