Sexuality jokes
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.
Ur mom gay.
I'm as straight as a rainbow.
Memes
Very fine
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.
The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.
I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.