Sexuality jokes

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

I bet you like men!

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

Why are all lesbians bad at math?

Because they can't multiply.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

Roses are red, grass is greener.

When I think of you, I play with my weiner.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.