Sexuality jokes
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I bet you like men!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.