Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."
Sexuality Jokes
What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?
Stiff chocolate.
Why can't male orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."
When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,
I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.
I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.
My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."
Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.
What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Big mummy milkers...
Did you hear about the man who died of a Viagra overdose?
They couldn't close the casket.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
A hand job from a deaf person counts as oral.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
"Fuck me right in the balls, you dirty cow!"
What do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash.
