Sexuality jokes

Like if you are gay.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Your brother is gay, and so are you.

Hey, did you know Paul Walker's gay?

Why do you say that?

Because he likes to wrap himself around long, old wood.

Why do men like big tits and a flat ass?

Because they got little dicks and big mouths.

Best friend *holds a sign up that says "what gender are you?"*

Me: Uh, male?..

Best friend *then unfolds paper so it reads "what gender are you attracted to?"*

Me: You silly goose.

*Silence for like three seconds*

Me: Still male though-

What's the difference between a zit and a Catholic priest?

A zit will wait 'til 12 before it cums on your face.

A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?

- A boner.

When you send a dick pic and she sends one back,

I'm glad mine is the biggest, so I get to fuck my dad again.

Why is an orphan gay? Because they can call somebody "daddy."

What does a woman call Stormzy in bed?

Stiff chocolate.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.

Why can't male orphans be gay?

Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

What's big and black?

My balls.

I told my mum that a few guys tell me that you're a MILF.

My mom said what that is. I reply, "Mom, I'd Like To Fuck." My mum started out to laugh, then she told me, "Well, now you need a new stepdad."

Was Jesus a virgin? Of course not! He was nailed before he was killed.

Are you Shane Dawson?

Because I can be your pussy.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Why do orphans always come back?

Because I love cock.