I met an amazing girl online. Smart, sexy... uninhibited.
Of course it turned out to be a 12 year old paraplegic boy... I have to admit... The sex was disappointing.
Sexuality Jokes
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your mom gay, And so are you.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far, no one has given me a straight answer.
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do orphans always come back?
Because I love cock.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
