Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.
Too bad he left him hanging.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
To whoever has my voodoo doll, please hold its hand.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
A pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers. The passenger asks, "Why did you become a pilot?" The pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says, "You're afraid of heights?" "No, I'm afraid of dying alone."
What is an orphan's family portrait called?
A self-portrait.
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
why don't emos live alone?they like to hang with their freinds.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging
I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
Because that’s the only love they get.
Me telling depression and suicide joke in front of my friends. My friends: ........ oh wait i dont have any, so nothin to worry about here.
For orphans every bag of chips is family size
Why are we depressed, is it because that bully in your school, or that you have acne, how about when you listen to you sad song playlist, maybe cause you have no friends, Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake. T^T
