Loneliness jokes
What do you call an orphan in a room full of mirrors?
Surrounded by loved ones.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Why did NASA have to go to space? Because space is lonely.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Why do orphans love a room of mirrors?\n\nBecause they're surrounded by loved ones!
What do you call a 5th grader with no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Friend: If you could get rid of any one person in your life, who would it be?
Me: Me.
Friend: *does nothing*
(x_x)
I forgot that I don't have friends.
Hey, Kenya, what is your favorite song?
"Lonely."
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?
They have no one to call "daddy."
How can you light up a candle in a ship which does not contain any instrument and you are alone with just a packet of candles?
Answer: Just throw one candle in the sea; the boat will become lighter.
Why do orphans love table tennis? Because that is the only love they're getting.
When your crush walks in class, but you're homeschooled...
Knock, knock? Who's there? A mirror, I'm lonely.