Loneliness jokes
The emo tried to high five the tree, and it left him hanging.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
What do you call it when an orphan takes a photo of himself?
A family photo.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
I asked a girl I met if I could take her out to dinner.
The joke is I knew right after she said, "I'll call you," she was lying to me, not surprised even a little.
The next joke was a part of me hoped she would call, but did I really think she was going to? I'll never be good enough for anyone, what was I thinking, why did I even bother to ask her in the first place? I think it was just to prove I was right, I'm unwanted.
LONELINESS EQUALS SADNESS.
Why'd the emo have no friends?
"Because they like to hang by themself."
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
My dumb ass thinking I made a friend, oh ya, I forgot, literally nobody likes me!
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
What makes jokes because it's lonely and a complete and utter loser?
This guy, yep, this guy right here.
A week before Christmas my wife left me. She said I was too selfish and full of myself and she could not take it anymore.
On Christmas Eve, Santa asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said, "All I want is the one I love more than anyone else in the world."
On Christmas morning I woke up in a box under my Christmas tree.
Who does an orphan play soccer with?
No one.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
The emo kid went for a high five. People say he's still hanging.
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.