Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Sexuality Jokes
The man told the women, βRoses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.β
Then she said that's true.
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?
One didn't go in the closet.
Why canβt orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
What can a physically handicapped βΏ gay man π¬ do on his own very well π without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
My girlfriend's name is Candice.
Can these nuts fit in your mouth? :D
Comment anything if you liked the picture of Kenya in her bra!
Hint: It was a red bra with pink strips! And it said, "I love everyone!"
#she is sex*
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
Brings a whole new meaning to brotherly love.
Whatβs the difference between erotic and kinky?
Erotic is usually a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
