Sexuality jokes
What is a card carrying lesbian feminist?
A carpet muncher who is a card carrying member of the National Organization For Women.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
Your dick is like a shotgun, one cock and you're ready to fire.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.
"Popcorn" means "Photo-Oxidant formation by Plant-emitted Compounds and OH Radicals in Northeastern Germany."
"HO" means a woman, in particular one who has many casual sexual encounters or relationships. So basically, popcorn is a woman in plant based sex encountered a lot in a nazi camp.
There was once a kid named Timmy. His father and mother went to bed one night and didn't hear or see Timmy come with them.
They all get under the covers. Timmy, still unnoticed, looks under the covers and lets out a blood-curdling scream. "MOMMY, WATCH OUT! THERE IS A SNAKE GOING INTO YOUR BIG BLACK HAIRY BUSH!" And he proceeds to say, "DON'T WORRY MOMMY, I'LL GET IT!" And he takes his father's penis in his mouth and chomps down.
Now I want you to think what their breakfast conversation was the next morning.
Lol, I have a teeny black dick.
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My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
What's the difference between a gay guy and an oven?
An oven doesn't fart when you take your meat out.
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Why can't LGBTQ+ members be straight? Because they are LGBTQ, they are losers.
Read this and you're gay.
Depression has been entered into your body.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.