Sexuality jokes

Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.

Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.

It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.

Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.

Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."

Why can't orphans be gay? They don't know their daddy.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

I was gonna make a gay joke but fuck it.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?

This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.

What is gayer than man sex ring?

Not slapping the ass at Hooters.

Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?

The man told the women, “Roses are red, violets are blue, you suck cock and you enjoy it too.”

Then she said that's true.

Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!

What's the difference between you, your uncle, and your dad?

One didn't go in the closet.

Why can’t orphans be gay?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.