Jack and Jill went up the hill to get to the house. They turned the lights out. Jill shouts, "It's a dildo, WTF?"
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.
Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Whatโs a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
"Rapeboat" makes Elton John seem straight.
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
I know a baby carrot when I see one.
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
I knew a girl called Melissa, but she was a tranny, and he could suck his own dick.
Sister, can I see your two big rabbits?
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Who likes penis?
My cousin!
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common?
They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's locker room at the gym.
