Sexuality jokes

Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"

P.l.a.n.e.

Penis loving Asian now entering.

Day 70 without sex, my doctor asked me, "Are you sexually active?" I said, "Why, what you tryna do?"

Somebody’s son said, "Mom, my dick has white stuff coming out of it." She said, "Oh, good one, son, so when’s the baby coming?"

You really gay. No questions added.

I watch gay porn.

Your nan is gay.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

What do you call an STD?

Elenji.

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"It's nice, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"

Me: "Nun."

Who gets more dick, straight male rap fans or straight male swifties? Answer: Straight male rap fans, because there’s no such thing as a straight male swiftie.

What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.

If you read this, you qualify as gay.

Lil Nas X is so gay, I would fuck him in the Old Town Road.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.