Sexuality jokes
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What’s the difference between a Rubik's cube and a penis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why does a brother love his sister?
Because he came in her.
Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?
A: All the good guys are hung.
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
Why is it that every time I masturbate, things get out of hand?
Student: What's the best thing in the world?
Teacher: I don't know what.
Student: Hard rock cock.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common? They both like fairies sitting on them.
God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve.
Gay is a mental illness.
You're not thinking straight.
I love pussy.
Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.