How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about using the word "meat" as a cheeky way to talk about a man's... well, you know. It's funny because it suggests that if a dude's best friend is gay, then the dude probably knows what his junk tastes like. And if it tastes like poo, then that's a funny and unexpected twist.