Sexuality jokes
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Why are gay men better than straight women?
Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
Is their [there] a doctor anywhere?
My mom has a few problems & those problems is [are] that my mom has big tits, fat ass & sweet pussy that needs attention. Help anyone.
If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Lions = gay pride.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.