Sexuality jokes

What do you call a gay person on fire?

LGBBQ

Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!

Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.

A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?

Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.

What’s the difference between jelly and jam?

You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.

I call my penis the truth because the truth always comes out of children’s mouths.

Are you bisexual...

Or are you hellosexual?

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?

Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.

How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

The fact I couldn't hear the announcements at my school because the boys in my advisory are clapping with no hands should be a joke just in itself. They were making sexual faces as well, oh, and don't forget the moaning they do.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

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