Sexuality jokes
What do you call an Asian chick with dick in her ass, pushy and mouth?
Filipino.
Dan is very, very bent.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
Why could the orphan never be gay?
Because he had nobody to call "daddy."
Roses are red, the grass is greener,
Every time I think of you, I play with my weenie.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Ur mum gay, lul.
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?
He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.
What is it that a 🤔 😳 👀 😕 physicality handicapped ♿ male prostitute can do on his own very well without getting any help from his male friends that are gay like himself?
Perform fellatio on a 👨 👨 👬 gay man.
Your mum gay, lol.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
What do you call a lesbian pirate?
Red Beard.
My dick said that your ass is having a boner.
A fan gave another fan a blowjob.
So, this woman woke up since she had a bad dream and was yelling about her bad dream. Then, in the bed, her husband woke up and said, "Hey! You just woke me up in a sweet dream!" She said, "Oh, sorry babe." Then she asked him what his dream was about, and he responded like, "I was with a woman; me and her was in the middle of dreamy sex; you just ruined it!" She said, "AAAAh!" He asked her what her dream was about, then she replied as, "I was trying to suck a man's penis, and a cock trying to get cummiee out of it!"
Your mom gay, lol.