Sexuality jokes

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

I bet you like men!

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"

I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.

I'd tell you a joke about my boyfriend's dick, but it's a private joke.

What do you call an Islamic LGBT member? A Gaylism.

Ur mom gay.

I'm as straight as a rainbow.

90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.

Why are gay men better than straight women?

Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.

If all women disappeared one day, it would be a pain in the ass.

How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.