Sexuality jokes
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
Wanna see my pp again?
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Lions = gay pride.
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Ur mom gay.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Teacher: Tell me what's the solution of this equation? 30g + 24y + 15a - x^3 = 0
Student: 69 gay = xxx
Teacher: You're out!!!
Student lies down on the floor, and then teacher starts f...ing him ^_*
😂😂😂😂
Neona: Gwen?
Gwen: Yes... what can I do for you?
Neona: You were so right! Mr. Smith has sexual problems and is a fool! I am so sorry that you were not a liar! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!!!
Gwen: You should have listened. Plus I'm over it!
Neona: Are you mad at me?
Gwen: Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen.
You're gay.
If you read this.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
Comic: God, you're a fuckin' virgin, aren't you?!
Gerald: No! I've been 'round the block loads of times; women practically drool over me.
Comic: Yeah, and the Archbishop of Banterbury, mate. A name like Gerald, and with added 'four eyes' like them shit pair of glasses from FOUR EYED SPECCY INSTITUTION, mate, the only woman your dick has been in was when you were inside your mom's womb.