Sexuality jokes
Are you bisexual...
Or are you hellosexual?
What’s the difference between jelly and jam?
You can’t “jelly” it in her ass.
I saw my sisters masturbating with cucumbers and hotdogs.
I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like hotdogs and cucumbers!"
How can you tell your best friend is gay?
His meat tastes like shit.
Someone told me I looked gay today. I told him that my clothes just came out of the closet this morning.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
What's the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One is glowing and the other is blowing.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
The best and worst part about being bi:
Best: Double the love, double the fun.
Worst: Double the love, double the loneliness.
What do lesbians and mechanics have in common?
They both use strap on tools.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Lions = gay pride.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
How do cats masturbate? They lick they pussy.
Why can't you be gay and in a wheelchair?
Because you can't be a fruit and a vegetable at the same time.
Why do gay men hate periods? Because they per Collins.
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.