Sexuality jokes
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
Balls are balls, aka dicks.
Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
I bet you like men!
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.
LOL.
I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...
I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.
Roses are red, grass is greener.
When I think of you, I play with my weiner.
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
Ur mom gay.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Why did Catholic women stop going to church?
Because it takes Jesus three days to rise.
Q. What do you call anal sex with a politician?
A. A backroom deal.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are going to San Francisco. Who made it first?
The lesbian couple got there lickety-split.
The gay couple was still packing their shit.