Sexuality jokes

I just did a test to see who my soulmate is, and it said "best friend." So I guess I am gay. I think so, WTF.

I was doing a race, and I started after everyone 'cause I fell, but when I got up I realized I couldn't even race, not because I was behind, but because I can't go straight if I'm gay...

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?

The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.

Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?

A: A jolly rancher.

Q: How can you tell if a Western is gay?

A: All the good guys are hung.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

Some guy asked me, "Are you better than my meat?" I said, "No, I'm not better, I just beat it all the time."

I bet you like men!

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Anyone want to fuck? Cause my sisters are such cunts!

I'm so glad I am not gay. It seems like a pain in the ass.

LOL.

What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?

They both ride on my dick.

Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"

Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"

Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*

Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"

Lady: "Let me do that."

Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"