What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Robin's gay.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What do gay men like cocks?
š¦š¦š¦ they like the cream filling š
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
š š š š š š š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ š¦ šØ šØ šØ šØ
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
Why did a minister who is a Christian nationalist and a bisexual man give anonymous blowjobs to physically handicapped gay men under the handicapped stalls inside the men's restrooms at a rest area?
He wanted to eat footlong hotdogs for lunch at the rest area, but he wanted a sample first (taster).
š¤ What do gay men who are physically handicapped āæ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when š¤ he has another man's š š š š š³ š cock inside š of his warm mouth š š give a š š good blowjob?
Quin loves Robin. All he says is "Robin." This isn't a joke; Quin's gay.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Why did the heterosexual man put a mask on his cock to protect himself from COVID? Silly boy.
What is gay - curious š¤ š³
š¬ š¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a šØ š© šØ bisexual man.
šØ šØ š© š² š² š² does it cycle now?
š² š² š²
š¢ š sorry for your luck šÆ honey it sucks šŖ š š to be you.
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle š².
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?
Glory š³ equals šØ šØ šØ šØ šØ bonding.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi, a lesbian that is a progressive democrat, a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco, California, and one of Jehovah's Witnesses?
How do you know if a homophobic woman that is a christain nationalist and catholic is poor enough she would be desperate enough to do anything to pay her bills she would be willing to perform anilingus and cunnilingus on women regardless of their sexual orientation in the LGBT community
