Sexuality jokes
After you read this post, you will forget you were gay.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.
You know I'm gay! I'm gay! I'm really, really gay!
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Why are all lesbians bad at math?
Because they can't multiply.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
I accidentally sucked my own ball sack.
If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?
I love pussy.
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.
Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.
One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."
What’s a cancer girl's sex kink?
Hair pull.