Sexuality jokes

Ail is gay.

Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.

Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.

1+1=3

If you don't use a condom.

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

What is a gay person’s favourite meal?

Willy con carne.

What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?

"That rotten asshole split on me again!"

Balls are balls, aka dicks.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."

Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"

"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."

What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?

The hairline is way straighter.

I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.