Sexuality

Sexuality jokes

What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?

Erectile dysfunction.

The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.

Religious mom: FINALLY!

Me: Grabs a noose.

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

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    • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.