Sexuality jokes
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
What's the difference between a gay man and a hairline?
The hairline is way straighter.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
A guy dies and finds himself in Hell. Despondent, he sits on the ground and weeps uncontrollably.
Demon: "Why so sad, my friend?"
Guy: "What do you think? I'm in hell!"
Demon: "Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?"
Guy: "Sure, I love to drink."
Demon: "Well, you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, that's all we do, is drink. Whiskey, tequila, vodka, beer... We drink till we throw up and then drink some more."
Guy: "Gee, that sounds great!"
Demon: "You a smoker?"
Guy: "You better believe it."
Demon: "Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our fucking lungs out. If you get cancer, it's ok, you're already dead!"
Guy: "Golly."
Demon: "I bet you like to gamble."
Guy: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do."
Demon: "Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it."
Guy: "Wow."
Demon: "You like to do drugs?"
Guy: "Well, I love to do drugs. You don't mean..."
Demon: "That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a joint the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you overdose, it's ok... You're already dead!"
Guy: "Neat! I never realized hell was such a swingin' place!"
Demon: "You gay?"
Guy: "Uh, no."
Demon: "Ohhh... You're gonna hate Fridays...."
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
My uncle can't walk straight. I think it's because he's gay.
Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!
"Gay Furry Femboys are cool."
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.