Sexuality jokes
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
I want to fuck Cyrus, Kylin. Especially Peter Pecker.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Ha, gay!
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
You're so bent and ugly that you'd make Elton John go straight!
Roses are red, the grass is greener, when I see you, I play with my wiener.
Why is football the gayest sport ever? Because it's just a bunch of sweaty men tackling each other.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
Ail is gay.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
Why can't an orphan see their parents? Because there is mayo in his dick hole.