New Sexuality Jokes - Page 17

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?

They both take it in the back and go woop woop.

What does a plug do when he's horny?

He jacks off!

Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!

Why can't orphans be gay? They have nobody to call "daddy."

If raping someone is sexual harassment, then is raping a rapist inverted harassment?

Wanna suck my dick?

No? Well then I'm gonna go hang.

My girlfriend is growing watermelons, not in the ground though (we had fun that night)!

I swear every time I walk past a guy, they stare at my ass. I always keep wondering why it hurts so much.

Why are orphans gay? To call someone "daddy."

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

Gay dik.

Smol Dik.

Plastik Dik.

Rubeh Dik.

Smooth Dik.

Metahl Dik.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

Joe Biden is the first president in history to have a vice president on record claiming they believed sexual harassment allegations against him.

I don't know about you, but I think that's a pretty big elephant in the room!

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

1. Full name: John.

2. Proverb: work is not a rabbit, does not run.

3. Favorite meal: the sphinx with the sour cream.

4. Sexual orientation: sexually disorientated.

5. Mental health: mentally retarded.

6. Previous careers: funeral undertaking, after that two years in the circus as the main brown bear, after that in the church school for two years, after this experience five years as a screw in the jail for the worst criminals with the top degree of supervision and now working for the secret services in my home country after gaining the top-secret audit.

7. Favorite pets: dog, bumble bee named Maxo, a butterfly named Redwing and the lizard named Notail.

8. Favorite activities: washing the dishes, cutting the woods, vacuuming and playing hard rock.

9. Working motivation: none.

I hope that you will accept my curriculum vitae and that we will see each other soon already as new colleagues, I wish more or less. Kind regards, John.