So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
"Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?"
Big black ball sacks.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
William Spiser is SOOOOOOO gay and likes MEN!
Why can't an orphan be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
My uncle was a priest.
He had a two-inch penis, but when it was in my ass, it felt like a torpedo.
Jesus got rejected. A few years later he died. He came back just to lose his virginity because even Jesus is not a fucking cunt.
Get off this site and go have some sex, you fucking virgins.
God damn it. Fuck Christianity. I'm fucking 30 years old and still a virgin.
THAT'S A JOKE GOD DAMMIT!
Lady: "Can I lick your balls?"
Me: "Ummmmm, ok?"
Lady: *grabs ball sack and licks my balls*
Me: "I'm gonna have to clean these now!"
Lady: "Let me do that."
Me: "No, thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!"
What do Ligma and Bofa have in common?
They both ride on my dick.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
What do you call an ex-lesbian?
A clitter quitter.
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Isn't it strange that the LGBTQ flag only has straight lines?
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
My cousin said being gay was such a pain in the ass and I asked him why and I said, "Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, I get made fun of." and I said, "Why? Cuz you get buttfucked?" and he said, "No, turd." Then I said, "Wow, at least I'm not the one with real pains in my ass, bro."
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
I once cummed on my boyfriend's dick. { puts an eggplant emoji }
I like to watch porn too ;)
