Sexuality jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your daddy is gay, So are you!
What is a gay person’s favorite book?
The dictionary.
How do lesbians have sex? It’s too complicated. I’d have to show you.
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
If you buy two condoms, but you're banging a woman, it's fine, don't throw it away, just make her transgender.
I dunno man, worked for me.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman, because I can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What's gayer than a gangbang in a man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
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What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
Who likes dick? Answer me!
Roses are red, violets are blue. Your dad is gay, so are you.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
Three guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet, and the psycho one says, "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have!"
The first guy says, "Ha! My girlfriend has six! I'm racked up!" The second guy said, "Eh, I am happy with two balls." The third guy said, "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"
A guy listening in enters and says, "Bro, you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?"
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
Why can't orphans be gay? Because then they would be home-osexual.