Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do you call people who have an Oedipus complex?
Motherfuckers.
Girl: Hi (flirt)
Boy: Hi? (reluctant)
Girl: I'm a cheerleader captain, I'm also single (flirt).
Boy 2: Excuse me?! He's MY MAN...
If all the class are straight but you think that someone is hiding that he's gay, you're an investiGAYtor.
"Sike, I lied, your dick is dry."
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Guess why orphans can't be gay? Cause they have no one to call Daddy.
Can I put my balls in your jaws?
Can I put my baaaaalls in yo jaaaaaaws?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
This ole boy that's locked up called his ole lady and got into it with her, and she said, "Well, fuck you, I don't need you no more anyway. I got 2 or 3 guys out here wanting me and trying to fuck me."
He said, "Well, honey, that's the least of my worries. I got 10 or 12 guys in here tryin' to fuck me."
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
What do you call a rabbit with a crooked dick?
Fucks funny.
What did the mom say when her child came out?
"The head was so big!"
What is the difference between cunnilingus and a confused Parisian tourist?
One lapses into French, the other Frenches into laps.
What's the difference between a cunnilinguist and a Ritz?
One is a snack cracker.
The other, a crack snacker.
You're so hot when your girlfriend tries to suck your cock, it burns her mouth.
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
Leo be like: "I like men, yes."
Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"
Little Johnny said, "No, what?"
She answered, "The principal's office."
Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"
The teacher answered, "No, what?"
"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"
