What do you call a gay scientist? Stephen Hawqueen.
How is being gay like a geology class? You can lick all the rocks you want.
What is the difference between a Rubik’s cube and a penis? I don’t know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
Was gonna make a gay joke but fuck... Cum on guys.
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight.
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lick-a-lot-of-puss!
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
The only thing I do straight is vodka.
Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
A man had 10 dead and bloody babies in the middle of his living room. The police suddenly knocked on his door. What is the hardest thing to hide?
- A boner.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
What does a 90 year old's pussy taste like?
Depends...
People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.
I'm so gay I could barely think straight.
What do ambulances and gay men have in common? They both take it in the back and go whoop whoop! :D
What do you call a gay drive by?
A fruit roll up.
A girl said, "Suck my dick," and the man went, "I have boobs."
