Sexuality jokes
I like my men how I like my coffee...
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
When your brother sends you to go get a box of condoms for his b-day. (* *)
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
Did you know, the average gay person likes men?
My step mom walked in naked once. I sky rocketed that day. I was 12.
What's big and black?
My balls.
Me be straight and bored.
Goes to my local bar which has a glory hole.
Out up spending the rest of the night there.
About to leave when, motherfucker, I realize I've been sucking a guy's cock this whole time.
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I like my men like I like my Alexa:
By my bed and turned on.
Rodd Flanders: What's "gay" mean?
Bart: Uh, it means you used to be afraid, but now you're not.
Rodd says to his dad Ned: I'm gay, Daddy.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
The priest is gay.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What can a gay man not be, but a heterosexual female that is a whore can be if a heterosexual male gives her enough money? 💸
cock teaser
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
I'm a gay.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
What would a heterosexual woman that is a whore do for $500.00 that a gay man would be willing to do for free for a heterosexual man at a glory hole?
Suck his big cock.