Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Wiener Jokes
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
My wiener's small.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What does Michael Jackson like to eat? Little wieners.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Wiener.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
