Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
A hot dog and a banana had a race. Who won?
The wiener.
a kid is trick - or - treating. he knocks on a door. then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"!!!🌭😺😸😹😆😅😂🤣😄
These cannibal kids come running into the cave and ask their mom what's for dinner? She says, "Dad's gonna grill wieners!"
What did the girl say to the white guy “ you have a peener wiener”
Hi, I'm the wicked wiener!!!
My wieners small
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
"My dick fell off in the shower!" suddenly a bright flash of white lights. You see God smiling at you. "Joseph, where is your wiener, little one?" He says, chuckling lightly.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
wiener
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
