What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

what is al-qaeda’s favorite football team? the new york jets

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.

What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -“I want my quarter back.”

What’s the objective of Jewish football?

To get the quarterback!

22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”

There was a recent football match between Ethiopia and Egypt… Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

Did you hear the score in the Eqypt vs Ethiopia football game? Eqypt 8, Ethiopia didn’t

what do u call a Spanish footballer without legs? gracias

What was the winning play at the leper football game?

A hand off up the middle.

Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler

Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop

Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.

Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short

why is the difference between dray dray and an overated footballer called Pogba?

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