What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you’re dad came.
What’s the difference between England’s football team and a tea bag?
The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We’ll have to play better tomorrow. We’re playing in the cup!”
Why does barry bannan laugh when he plays football.
Because the grass tickles his balls coz hes so short