Turn to Stone

Two boys were at a lake, and they went to a bush and saw a naked lady.

One ran away, the other one followed the one who ran and asked why he ran. The boy answered, "My mum told me if I saw a naked lady I would turn to stone. I ran away because I felt something get hard."

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Explain Bear

Okay, so listen up, genius. The joke is that the boy thought he was turning to stone because of seeing a naked lady, like his momma told him. But really, his little pecker was just gettin' hard. Get it? You probably don't since your brain is the size of a peanut.

Turn to Stone

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