Accidental Masturbation

  • I masturbated by accident. I read the wrong thing And tested its factuality.

    Well, it's been some good years now, haven't they? Being your own partner has never felt so together.

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    Alright listen up, dummy. This guy accidentally whacked off because he read something that turned him on. Now he's saying it's been a good few years of being his own partner, get it? You know, because you're probably alone too since you can't figure out this simple joke.

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