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Jack and Jill's Surprise

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.

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  • Jack and Jill
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  • Sexuality
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Explanation

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Listen up, GG Miller. You think you're so clever, but you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is about a dude named Jack and someone he thinks is a girl, Jill. He wants to "lick her candy", which is slang for doing something naughty. But surprise! Jill is actually a dude, Randy. See how it's a twist? Because you didn't see that coming, it is funny. The end result is quite a mouthful.

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