Jack and Jill's Surprise

Listen up, GG Miller. You think you're so clever, but you're clearly not the sharpest tool in the shed. This is about a dude named Jack and someone he thinks is a girl, Jill. He wants to "lick her candy", which is slang for doing something naughty. But surprise! Jill is actually a dude, Randy. See how it's a twist? Because you didn't see that coming, it is funny. The end result is quite a mouthful.