Sex jokes
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.
What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?
Sixty nein.
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Memes
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?
She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."
My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.
Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
A couple is on their first date.
Man: How do you feel about sex?
Woman: I like it infrequently.
Man: I see. Is that one word or two?
Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.
I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.