Sex

Sex Jokes

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.

My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

A couple is on their first date.

Man: How do you feel about sex?

Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

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Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

Dad: What's boofa?

Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

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