The Best Thing

This joke plays on the idea that the best part of a blowjob isn't the physical pleasure, but the quiet that follows. It's a bit cynical, suggesting that the silence is a welcome break from something. It's unexpected and a little bit twisted.

• Blowjob
• Silence
• Sex
• Relationship
• Intimacy
• Awkwardness

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• What’s the best thing about midgets?? They don’t need to bend while giving blowjobs.
• What's the difference between a blowjob and cough syrup? They can both give you relief and make you gag at the same time.