There was (1) girl. She met (+5000) guys. She had sex with each of them (x7). She became... - flip screen (=).
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
How does a paedophile know if he's good at sex It'll forever be a mystery because the victims too young to scream his name
What do you call a muslim in america being pursued by a perv Alien Vs Predator
I'm Gay
*walks into sex shop* Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex please.
having sex in the woods and a deer walks up and fucks you from the back.
dang... if i could rearrange the alphabet i would put D IN U ;)
i only know there is 25 letters in the alphabet, i don't know Y.
(mE: how many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (friEnd: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)
(mE: there are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (crUsh: no. there is actually 26) -- (mE: oooOoh, i forgot u r a q t ! so its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (crUsh: you forgot the D) -- (mE: thats not needed yet ;] )
what letter is really hot? T
C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK
ME SExUAL SRrY LoL
Whats the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a good year and ones a great year
Q: Why don't pedophiiles when races? A: because they like to come in a little behind.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Why don’t orphans have sex? Coz they have no one to call daddy
🤔 ❓ How do lesbians 😳 practice safe 🙏 sex they put condoms on dildos and then they put dildos inside of their 👄 👄 👄 mouths and then they perform fellatio on them
If Donald Trump had sex with and orange guess what his son would be?
A orange tree! :>
How can you tell when you’re sister is on her period?
Your dads knob tastes funny
Why don’t old people have sex
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old
My girlfriend broke up with me because I have a small dick to bad for her because I give good sex
TFW you're having sex with your german girlfriend and she won't stop telling you here age
There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.
If selena Gomez wasn't really single after justin bieber dump her. I would wait for her to come by my house take her fine ass in my room close my door give her some sex medicine until she masturbate.
