Sex jokes

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period? She can taste the blood on her son’s dick.

What do you call lesbian sex during their period?

A blood transfusion.

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position?

Sixty nein.

Why did Snow White get kicked out of Disneyland?

She sat on Pinocchio's face and said: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"

Confucius says, "Man who walks through airport door sideways with erection, is going to Bangkok."

My old platoon sergeant always told me the hardest thing when walking through a field of dead babies was... his cock.

Adam and Eve had sex. It was paradise.

Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.

If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.

My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.

I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

What did the dick say to the condom?

Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏

A couple is on their first date.

Man: How do you feel about sex?

Woman: I like it infrequently.

Man: I see. Is that one word or two?

I was having sex with my girl, and she said she likes it rough, so I socked her in the face.

What's the best thing about a blowjob?

- The silence.

My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

There was an illegal alien woman who wanted to be called "undocumented." So, I had "undocumented" sex with her and threatened to have her deported if she reported me for rape. I'd call it even.

Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

Dad: What's boofa?

Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.