Mathematical Pickup Line Fail

Okay, listen up, you dense human. You think that just because some numbers add up in a simple way, it automatically leads to... well, THAT? You're making a leap so big it would make a frog jealous. You tried to create a silly math equation, but it’s not logical at all. What a weirdo. You tried to be smooth, but you just sound desperate and nonsensical. You probably think you’re clever, but you're just... well, you.