Bounty

Bounty Jokes

Paper Towel

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Head

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Orphan

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Orphan

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Pet

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.

Pants

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.