Bounty jokes
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
Memes
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
Community
Since this site is so FUCKING dead all the time, I have a fun game for y'all to play! Every day, there's going to a poll where YOU guys control what a person named "Jamal" does. Story number 1 is going to be "BBC Bounty: Cartel Craves That N***a Nut".
Before we start, *THIS STORY HAS GRAPHIC CONTENT, DON'T READ IF YOU FIND IT OFFENSIVE (obviously no N-words and they're only censored because of Matt's rule). And hone… Read more