Son: Dad I had sex for the first time. Dad: Would you like to talk about it? Son: Sure Dad: Sit down and lets talk about it. Son: I can't my butt hurts.
She said she was hungry. So I fucked her in the ass and gave her a chili-dog.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in france only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms? anal sex and oral sex is against the law in france
A man and a woman get married. The woman was Retired hooker. The man was a poet. The man said as they did 69, you taste better than my most delecious gormet meal. The woman said, well you aren’t too bad either. But the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop. They dot divorced that night.
what does the sign say on the hooker house say afterwards they were on lockdown? A. We're on lockdown get lost pervert.
A Good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.
What's the best thing about having sex with 26 year old?
There's 20 of them.
If you have sex and your African parents find out
“You can do the boom boom. But you can not do the boom boom in my house. Do it somewhere else.
what's better than having unprotected sex? getting an abortion.
Getting ready for gangbang
Masochists and sadists are made for each other.
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia Is the fear of white.
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
whats the difference between 5 cocks and a Joke? I can't take I joke
Roses are red violets are blue your penis smells like stew and I want to eat it too
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An
When your little brother hears noice from tour room and your the only one in it
What is the craziest thing an indian man does for sex??.................................................. marriage
dear doctor
ive heard its a good sign when women scream your first name during sex but recently women have been screaming my full name. its weird, i feel like im famous. Can you tell me what this means?
Yours Truly Ray Palp
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
