Sex jokes
Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.
Guy: I don't, I see your mom.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
Woah, nice cock.
Memes
Incest.
When "slow down and apply more lube bro" REALLY means slow down and apply more lube bro.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
What is long and hard and full of seamen?
A submarine.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
I had sex with my boss's daughter.
I didn't get fired. I'm self-employed.
What’s the best part about fucking suicide girls?
The pussies are limited edition.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
What do you call a spaceman’s willy?
A Shuttlecock!
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
What did the dick say to the condom?
Cover me, I'm going in. 😚😏
Little girls are like basic math. If they're under 13, you do them in your head.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Why do orphans become hookers?
They can call someone daddy.
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"