Sex jokes
Anal, haha.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Did you know "bj" ends with "job" because if you are giving a man a blow job, it sucks? But if you’re giving it to a woman, it's called "eating out" because it’s a privilege.
What's the difference between sex and gender?
You can't have gender with your sister.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
Why don’t Mexicans have sex education and driver's education on the same day?
Because the donkey gets tired.
Him: I work with animals all day.
Her: Awwww what do you do?
Him: I'm a pornstar.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
Q: Why doesn’t Jimmy Swaggart worry about his premature ejaculation problem?
A: He believes in the second cumming.
Suck my pp!
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Little Johnny saw his dad getting head from his mom. Johnny asked what they were doing, and mom stopped and said she was fixing his dad's pants. Little Johnny says, "That explains what the lady next door was doing."
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Penis, cheese, butt, cum.
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Jack and Jill went up the hill so they could fuck in the water. But Jack forgot to use protection and now they have a daughter.
3 people having sex is a threesome, 2 is a twosome. So next time someone calls you 'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.