Six's Fear of Seven

This is an anti-humor joke that twists a common kids' riddle, where "seven ate nine", with a dark and disturbing punchline about a registered sex offender. This unexpected turn makes the joke absurd and unsettling.

• Sex Offender
• Six
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• Number
• Anti
• Offender

• Why was six scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
• Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7’s a cunt.
• Why is 7 afraid of 6? Because 7 is a vegetarian and 6 is a cannibal.