Sex jokes

What do you call a dino stripper?

A dinohore.

My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.

Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a good year, and one's a great year.

Want to have sex?

What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?

One stops sucking when you smack it.

I sucked a dick.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

A little girl asks her mum, "Mummy how was I born?"

Her mother smiled and replied: "Once upon a time, your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day."

"The seed slowly grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful, healthy plant. So me and Daddy took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we fucked without a condom!"

When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Q: What’s the hardest thing about fucking a dude with a dildo?

A: Making sure he doesn’t wake up.

How is [someone] blessed with a 9 inch dick?

That priest is in jail now. Shout out to the church!

(insert funny joke about a dick here).

Did you laugh? Be honest.

Ty choked on DT’s willy.

What did God say when he made the first woman?

"Where is your dick at?"

My girlfriend is incredibly sad since her cat has disappeared.

I am quite sure now that I misunderstood something when she asked me to eat her pussy--and I am beginning to think that I did not get the "fuck her doggy" part either.

I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿‍♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭

What do you call three people in a dark room? A porno.