Sex jokes
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Haha, you just saw sex!
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Why?
Girlfriend: Because you want sex.
Boyfriend: No, I don't.
NEXT MINUTE
The man could hear banging.
There were people having sex when it started sinking. Legend tells when you go near the ship you can see semen, and if you listen close enough you'll hear them moaning.
Now that's a hell of a ghost story!
What's the difference between a prostitute and a trash bag?
There's a limit to how much trash goes in the trash bag.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
My mom and dad got home from a party pretty late. Why do I know? Because I was playing Minecraft all night.
Anyways, they get home and start fumbling up the stairs and being really loud. I could have swore I heard them fall down. I assumed they were drunk. I was just playing my Switch when they come into my room. Now I'm about 10 at the time so I watch them get undressed IN MY FUCKING BED! I then just stare at them as they notice me before I witness anything. They say that they were doing "intense kissing" the next morning. I believed that at the time, but now I've been to health class. I now know the truth. I wish I hadn't.
What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle?
A dildo.