Sex jokes
What is the best thing about a gipsy on her period?
When you finger her, you get your palm red for free.
Sending gay men to prison makes no sense to me. I mean, you have sex with a man and then they lock you up with a bunch of other men.
That would be like arresting someone for drunk driving and forcing them to become a bartender.
Ol' Mate Shane Warne has sadly passed away. He was probably Australia's Greatest Ever Cricketer. RIP Ol' Mate Warney, died doing what you loved, having gay sex with men and doing cocaine! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I can't sit down anymore... My dad went too far this time.
Fishing is like sex: when it is great, it is great; when it is not so great, it is still great!
What do you call two Mexicans having sex? 50 Shades of Brown.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
Tongue Trick Sex: The Movie.
Not coming soon!
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Haha, you just saw sex!
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
God made Adam and Eve have sex right out the gate.
Then he made teenagers horny... yet here we are with a so-called "rise in teen pregnancy."
Why was Liverpool better than Man United? We won 5-0, and you have a sex offender on your team.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.