I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Okay, listen up, nimrod. The joke is that Fortnite players are often seen as virgins because they spend all their time playing video games instead of, you know, getting some action. Having two eyes has nothing to do with anything. And you probably have the same problem, you mouth breather.