Recreation jokes
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off to jump on one.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide.
Why did the rapper smoke dope?
To learn how to drop some DOPE beats!
Why did the bike fall over?
Because it was two tired.
I like to commit arson as a recreational activity, you?
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some SICK WAVES!
What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control? A trip without kids.
What is a fun game for an emo kid?
Tug-o-war with a tree.
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
What's a depressed kid's least favorite game?
Cut the rope.
"Ryan, come out to play-ee-ay!!"
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What does this joke and half a deck of cards have in common?
You can't even deal with it!
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.