Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Crappy joke warning: How does Spongebob have fun? He smokes seaweed.
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
How do you make a pool table laugh? Tickle its balls.
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Q: How do you make a pool table laugh?
A: Tickle its balls.
There was a solar eclipse at school and we missed it, but it was alright. Your mum went to NASA and recreated it herself.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby?
I take my boots off before jumping on a trampoline.
What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
what is the difference between a basement full of dead prostitutes and a bowling ball in the basement?
I don't bowl.
A person could build a playground with your mood swings.
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
" this a recreation from ME" Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights Girl: No how Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
When ur little brother knocks ur two Jenga towers u made with his toy airplane
You: hey stop trying to recreate the twin towers
