Recreation jokes
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I played catch with my friends, but they keep going to sleep when I throw it.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They don’t have a home to run to.
Why did James fall off the swing?
He had no arms.
my dad is good
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
A nun going down a water shoot? She never felt so wet in all her life!
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to!
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
You don’t need a parachute to go skydiving. You need a parachute to go skydiving more than once.
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants? Because they always get a hole in one!
It's cavers.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
Did you hear about the gay guy who got kicked off the golf course?
He was playing with too many strokes.
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
What is a photographer's favorite card game?
SNAP!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't go home.