Recreation

Recreation Jokes

Sky Diving

Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

Friend: No.

Me: Well don't, it sucks.

Friend: Why?

Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill’s thigh and said, “You know you wanna.” Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

    Stroke

    Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

    They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”

    Sex

    The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.

    It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.

    Sex

    What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

    The hole experience.

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  • Math

    I was going to make a pun about math, but my answers never add up.

    Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

    Haha, I fucked you over!

    Trip

    What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

    A trip without kids.

    Boat

    Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

    Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.