Recreation jokes
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why did the rapper go to the beach? (Part 2)
To drop some TIGHT RHYMES!
If blind people could play go-kart, it very quickly turns into bumper cars.
I was asked to give a bicycle joke, but I couldn't...
I was two tired.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!
Uranus caught a 3-meter flatty while surfing. Check the tail still kicking. Deadly, my bruz!
Why did the rapper go to the beach?
To catch some sick WAVES of applause!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES fishing?
MC Bass-Drop.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why did the child cross the playground? To get to the other slide.
Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?
What do you call the 10th hole on a military golf course?
Ten-putt!
Q: Why can't you run through a campground?
A: You can only ran, because it's past tents!
I love riding my bike 🚲.
I love playing games.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t get to home run!
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Why do orphans not play Call of Duty?
Because they have to land at houses.