Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny because the person wants to "test" a "theory about sex" on a professor. It's a play on words because professors are supposed to test theories in academic settings, not in the bedroom. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?