Sex jokes
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Two sticks only make a fire.
Memes
I don’t like to play games, actually. There is one game: It’s Barbie. Of course, I’ll be Ken, and you’ll be the box cum in.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Penis.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
F*ck my ass.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.