The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Sex Jokes
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Who ever said "condom?" YES DADDY!
I thought it would be fun to become a shooter. It became less fun when I realized that "shooting a woman up" also included a condom.
Ty choked on DT’s willy.
What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?
Wash off the birch sap from the face.
My father taught me a lesson of sex in a hypothetical way.
My stepmother gave me a lesson [on] how [it] is going inside?
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
Hey, Tanya, can I Tanya ass?
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Pussy, no pussy.
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To try to get away from the man.
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his d**k was stuck in the chicken.
Rob, you forgot to pay me for letting you sucky sucky on my thang.
AKA you're for sale.
SEX
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
