Sex jokes
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
F*ck my ass.
Really bad penis joke.
Memes
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Eat my butt.
Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?
Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?
Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅
What do the names Alan and Jordan have in common?
An.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Vagina?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?