Sex jokes
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Vagina?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Memes
Now from the top, make it drop, that's a WAP, that's a WAP.
What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?
Defective rabies.
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
When your little brother hears noise from your room and you're the only one in it.
What itches a lot?
Syphilis.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
When that one night stand says she has AIDS but you laugh, "I choose D!"
She says...wait what?? I have all of the above! XD
Why is 69 annoying me? Oh, it's a tease.
Kids are cute, not even joking. Wanking is easy around them.
Your penis is literally BLUE!
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room?
Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy.
I had sex with my German girlfriend; it was kinda weird though. She kept yelling her age. I don't know why.