Sex jokes
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Two sticks only make a fire.
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
Nancy be like, "Don't do drugs, do cock!"
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
I like penis in my bum!
Clit
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Penis.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
What are four ways a condom is like a Republican elephant?
1. It stands for inflation.
2. It limits production.
3. It encourages cooperation.
4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!