Sex jokes
I like penis in my bum!
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.
You're an apple. Now suck my dick!
Two sticks only make a fire.
This dick ain't gon to suck itself.
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What do screen doors and blondes have in common?
The more you bang them, the looser they get.
My wife told me to give her 8 inches, so I had to have sex with her 4 times and punch her in the nose.
Why is sex with pandas so much fun?
I don't know, it just is. 🐼
Dad: Uh, yeah!
Son: Mom, Dad, what are you doing!
Parents: Sex!
Son: What?
Parents: Look, you can spectate!
My dick is like the way home for an orphan, its length is never-ending.
My best friend said, "Can you put your dick in me?" I said, "Can I cum in you?"
Penis.
My man is a pussy cunt that sucks my dick.
Joke's on him, he just asked me for bobs and vegana.
I dicked your mom down so good, bitch!
What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?
No one stops sucking.
Say yes if you wanna fuck.
F*ck my ass.
Really bad penis joke.
What do you call a wet condom?
A wet condom.
Anal sex is for A**holes.
Eat my butt.