UAW jokes
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
What do the initials UAW stand for?
United Awesome Whores.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
Hubble just spotted something huge coming out of Uranus.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
Why do you have to watch your back at NASA? They want to probe Uranus.