Carpet Muncher vs Prostitute

  • What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?

    If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.

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    Listen up, smarty pants! So, you got these two broads, right? One's a carpet muncher, the other's a hooker. The punchline is that you gotta pay the hooker to do the same thing the carpet muncher does for free. It's funny 'cause it's true, and you are probably a nerd.

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  • Carpet muncher for pay ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ

    NOW National Organization For women Carpet muncher for pay ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ ๐Ÿ’ธ

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