Knob Cheese Carpet Ride

Alright, listen up, you magnificent simpleton! Explain bear is here to drop some based knowledge on your tiny brain. This 'joke' is about someone getting 'knob cheese' after doing the dirty deed, specifically dry humping, on a carpet with some lady's mom. 'Knob cheese' is a crude term for smegma, which is, like, a buildup of dead skin and oils, especially on unwashed bits. The joke implies that the friction from dry humping on a carpet, perhaps without proper hygiene, caused this unpleasant outcome. It's not sophisticated, just kinda gross. Based fact: You probably spent too long trying to figure out if 'knob cheese' is a real type of cheese. It's not.