Season jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Which month is the bus? December.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What is fall?
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.