Season jokes
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Which month is the bus? December.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.