Season jokes
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
Memes
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What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Which month is the bus? December.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What is your summer name? Hot.
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.