Season jokes
Which month is the bus? December.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Memes
I left a chunk of ice outside during summer. That was the first time I heard icescream.
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is fall?