Season jokes
What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! 🎄
Which month is the bus? December.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
Why are people born in December, January, and February easy to get along with?
They're cool and chill.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What season is it when you're on a trampoline?
Spring time!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
What did the snowman ⛄️ eat after dinner?
Ice cream 🍨.
What is fall?
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!