While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Ahhhhh shit! IT’S HUNTING SEASON y’all!
It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning
What is your summer name? Hot.
How come Christmas is one time? Because it is so nice!
What is fall?
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
The coach of the Detroit Lions had put together the perfect football team. But then his quarterback got blindsided and was out for the season with a knee injury.
Then his backup went down with a concussion. He tried the trading route, free agents, but nobody any good was available.
One evening while watching the news from Iraq, he saw a young Iraqi soldier with an amazing arm. The soldier rifled a grenade on a perfect arc into a 4th story window from 100 yards, bam!
He tossed another directly into a tight group of 12 enemy fighters 80 yards away, ka-bam! Then a humvee passed, going 60 kph, boom! Another perfect shot!
Coach said to himself, "I got to have this guy. He's got the best arm I've ever seen!"
He tracks him down and convinces him to come to Detroit. The kid takes coaching perfectly, makes all the plays, and long story short, the Lions win the Super Bowl.
The Iraqi is now the Conquering Hero in pro football, and a huge story. But when the broadcast team tries to interview him, all he wants is to phone his mom.
"Mother," he yells over the phone, "We just won the Super Bowl!"
"Don't talk to me," the woman says. "You abandoned us. You can't be my son."
The young Iraqi begs, "Mom, you don't understand! Our team won the biggest game here in the U.S. Thousands of fans are screaming for me. The U.S. President is going to call me!"
"I don't care," his mother snaps. "Right now I can hear gunshots everywhere. Our block is like a ruin. Your brothers were beaten half to death last night, and your sister was nearly raped."
Then she says, "I can never forgive you for making us move to Detroit."
Game of Thrones season 8.
What did Santa say to the rain? Go away!
You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
On a winter day many play.
Some with snow, and I with ice Used as a device to slice Somehow I'm colder now.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
Tis the season to be spooky.
Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂
