Season jokes
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
Because he only comes once a year.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
Why is there a big old gay parade on one of the first days of summer?
Pride always cometh before the fall.
Why is Santa’s sack so big?
Because he only comes once a year.
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]