Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."
"Why?"
"Because I want to hang!"
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
My brother can't wait for spring... he wet his plants!
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Where did Sally go during the summer? Swimming.
Yo mama so fat when she walked in the room we missed three seasons of our show
Someone said to me when it was winter it[’]s time for you to “chill out.” I was like 👁👄👁
Why don't Mexicans like winter? They're afraid of ice.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Quote of the day:
Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day.
[Comment your favorite fall beverage!]
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
Why do bees stay in the hive during winter?
... S'warm!
