Season jokes
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar, and Flour.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
The spotify time bar thing is a light saber when listening to star wars soundtracks
Knock, knock. Who's there? Susan. Susan who? Season your chicken, it's too plain!
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows where all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
My brother couldn鈥檛 wait for fall, so I tripped him.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Why do orphans miss half their basketball season? Cause they don't have home games.
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
What falls first, the emo or the leaf? The leaf. The emo was hanging.
What does Santa say to 3 girls in a row?
HO HO HO
What do you call an old snowman that survived till summer?...
Water... yup, water...
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down鈥攚here's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!