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only fortnite players will get it. where do you get salt water? salty springs
Can February March? -- No, but April May.
whats the differnece between a baby and a trampoline. the trampoline doesnt cave in when i jump on it
my brother cant wait for spring... he wet his plants!
A blind man went to a restaurant.
menu sir? asked the owner. I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order. The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork, and returned to the blind man. The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables. Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain? "Damn bro, you got an ankle spring"
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
spring is here i got so exited i wet my plants
What season is it when your on a trampoline? Spring Time
These two guys were txting each other.
Guy 1: How r u?
Guy 2: I’m great. The weather is lovely here Guy 2: *sends picture of a flying spring*
Guy 1: ???
Guy 2: Springs in the air. :)
What are the four seasons?
Salt, Pepper, Sugar and Flour.
This Chinese girl didn't know what a sausage roll was so i replied, its like a spring roll with sausage in it but not any dog or cat how you have it.
