Why is Santa's sack always full?
Because he only comes once a year.
Season Jokes
Is your name winter? Because you’ll be cumming soon.
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
Why was Santa happy?
'Cause he has hoes.
Why is it that skinny men love fat women?
Because we need warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Seasoning.
What's an emo's favorite time of year?
Fall.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
What’s the difference between a Black person and snow tires?
Snow tires still work after you take the chains off.
I was walking by the gun shop earlier and saw everything was 40% off. I didn't know back to school sales were already starting.
What did the tree say when spring finally arrived?
"What a re-leaf."
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Yo mama so fat, when she passed by the TV, I missed a whole season of SpongeBob.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
I put the Christmas balls in my sack.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why did the snowman melt?? It had a melt down! 😭😭
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
